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Storytellers include:
- Executive Pervert & Ivy League Educator Mollena
- Sex Blogger & 'Consent' Activist Kitty Stryker
- Houseboy & Slam Poet Blythe Baldwin
- Femme Writer & Celebrated Fat Girl Alysia Angel
- Thesbian & Porn Clown Uncle Froghole
- Music by Hot Fruit & Glitterus
- More storytellers to come. Contact us to tell your story!
“Young man, see me after class - I have an extra large pile of erasers for you to clean.” Um...yes, m’aam! There is something so sexy about someone who has the confidence and conviction to commit to make-believe, especially when puttin’ on their best Billy Bob Thornton in service of your hidden fantasies. Dressing up to switch identities can make the impossible possible, the old new again, & the humdrum *weird.* And we’re big fans of weird ‘round these parts...
Join us at Bawdy Storytelling (the perverted Easter Bunny to your Vacation Bible School Teacher) for 6 twisted tales of Superheroes, Fairy Princesses, and Naughty Librarians gone way wrong. You’re sure to go home with some redonkulous new uses for that KMart Halloween costume you keep in the lingerie drawer - you know, just in case.
Remember: Doors at 7, Stories at 8~
When & Where
Verdi Club
2424 Mariposa Street
San Francisco,
CA
Wednesday, May 9, 2012 from 7:00 PM to 10:30 PM (PDT)
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